Ai skepticism
Shortcut to success
T shirts
State of social media
The spoon killer
Sorting hat 2
Its super effective
Ai created website
The judgemental dev
Learn screwdriver in 10 days
It only takes one minute
Apple vision ski
Superpowers
The cat
Right on time
Ai grades itself
Perfect spot
Stack wars
Almost perfect
Optimistic estimates
It scales
Dunning kruger effect
Are you done yet
Ex faang
Prompt engineer
Talking about chatgpt
First april on twitter
Markets
The algorithm
Feedback
Me and ai
Twitter api pricing
Engagement
Customizing tools
Unhappiness
Under the rug
Timeout
Devops
Deja vu
Packages
Layoffs
Short urls
Per capita
Worst possible work
Insanity
How to be lucky
Onboarding
Choose one
Let me find it
High expectation
Ai solutionism
Fired by ai
Caps lock
Blockchain ia consultants
Recruitment
Work family
Programming esoterism
Underwater
Chatgpt developers
People on linkedin
Active noise cancelling
Metaverse2
Old game
Hello hell
Marathon
Screwdriver from scratch
Webcam
Burn it down
Bugs as a cto
Tech stack
Impostor syndrome
Daydreaming
Notification
Workstation
Standing Desk
Play to Earn
Fire Drill
New Feature
Warning Error
Metaverse
The fate of every software project
Shortage of talents
Actual Businesses
Joe Meetings
Youtube downvote
One man show
Ok for production
Halloween Jira
Overconfidence
npm install
Sisyphus works smart
Maintenance
Estimate
Sisyphus
Devs & Dragons - #10 Accounting Manager
Hackathon vs Crunch
Devs & Dragons - #9 Quest
Devs & Dragons - #8 Complexity
Devs & Dragons - #7 The CHO
Devs & Dragons - #6 The Tavern
Devs & Dragons - #5 The Feature Bug
Devs & Dragons - #4 The Sorting Hat
Devs & Dragons - #3 The Rock Star
Devs & Dragons - #2 The Round Table
Devs & Dragons - #1 Dungeons ltd.
Not a developer
Sprints
Last Developer
 drawing about low budgets and high expectations
Task
 drawing about number of todos being correlated to the age of a codebase
TODOs
 drawing about specification for an MVP being too broad
MVP specification
 drawing about clients asking for text size changes
Too small
 drawing about diving into spaghetti code for refactoring
Spaghetti
 drawing about the GME Gamestop event and free market
Free Market
 drawing about how the situation gets watered down when it goes to top management
Communication
 drawing about clients not being clear about what they want
Tell me what you want
 drawing about people forcing app ideas onto others
App idea
 drawing about electron apps taking too much ram
Electron
 drawing about open source software as a hobby
Hobby
 drawing about pair programming
Pair Programming 2
 drawing about notifications that don't clean
Notifications
 drawing about the legacy php projects
Legacy
 drawing about hackathons
Hackathon
 drawing about naming variables in programming
Naming
 drawing - text: box1: blue shirt character: Welcome to the new-framework valley! | box2: same character (from far away, we see the valley) To go down, you can either take the stairs of reading the documentation or go abseiling on the rope of video tutorials. | box3: same character: Or you can- (is cut by an event) | box4: red shirt character jumps from the cliff
RTFM
 drawing - text: box1: developer: I think it would be great if we took some time to improve the performance and stability of the product, and refactor the codebase so that it's more maintainable in the fut- (getting cut) | box2: manager: I've got a better idea, what if we add a feature no one really asked for or care about instead? | box3: (silence on all characters) | box4: picture of celebration where they carry the manager like a hero and cheer
Better Idea
 drawing - text: Manager wants to interrupt the developer. There is a popup above her head saying: 'Are you sure you want to interrupt this developer?' and two buttons: 'Hell, no!' and 'Yes...'
Interruption
 drawing - text: developers (in a dark room, the door is blocked by wooden planks, zombies are saying 'meeetingssss...', 'daiiily standuuuuup...') thinking: it should buy me some time to code...
Meetings 2
 drawing - text: box1: manager asks: Can you please make the blue more blue? developer: ok | box: developer (thinking): Wtf does that even mean?!?
Things clients ask
 drawing - title: On the first try - text: box1: developer (on his laptop): Finally, I fixed this bug! Time to destroy the evidence | box2: (seeing the screen of a laptop with a browser open and multiple tabs with text: 'js declare function', 'var scope js', 'fetch POST syntax', 'why not working?!?', 'developer carreer path change'. The developer si clicking to close the tabs)
On the first try
 drawing - title: Days off - text: box1: developer (closing his laptop): Finally, vacation! Time to take a break from work... | box2: developer (opening his laptop): And start coding on my personal project!
Days off
 drawing - text: project manager (to a room of developers, visibly pissed off): Alright, we are a bit behind schedule so let's have a three hours meeting to remind everyone about our goals
Meetings
 drawing - title: one-shot - text: box1: project manager (to a developer): This is just a one-shot project, don't bother with code quality or testing | box2: 'One year later' project manager (to a developer, visibly pissed off): Hey, I just need one more small update to that one-shot project...
One shot
 drawing - text: (a developper is sitting at the edge of a swiming pool with a cocktail, thinking) I know how to fix the billing bug on the platform...
Developer's vacation
 drawing - title: Backlog - text: box1: caracter1: I have a new idea for the product! | box2: caracter2: Wow, this is a very good idea! Follow me... | box3: (caracters are walking toward a door) caracter2: we are going to place it on... | box4: (caracters are in a dark room full of paper sheet stacks) caracter2: The backlog!
Backlog
 drawing - text: Wouldn't it go faster if you used a hammer instead?
Questioning
 drawing - title: Jobs requirements - text: Jobs interviews - Invert a binary tree on this whiteboard. | The job - Make the button bigger!
Jobs requirements
 drawing - text: When I was a junior developer, a manager asked me for an estimate. I did my best to give a fair number. He told me: | The client is never going to accept this... | Now I would say something like 'why don't you write a number the client will accept, then?' but back then, I just reduced my estimate and worked unpaid overtime.
The client won't accept
 drawing - text: No, you can't work remotely. It would be impossible. You have to work on this computer right here.
Working Remotely
 drawing - text: Do you have too many microservices? | - Everything is in app - services are split across clean bounded contexts - services get stupid names and you end up saying things like: colossus asks hypernova for a galacticus token - Just query the numberadder microservice...
Microservices
 drawing - text: *someone explains his app to a developer who is thinking of something else* - Can't wait to use React Hooks on this project.
Latest Technologies
 drawing - text: Parkinson's Law | Once, a manager told me: | I timeboxed this task because I know developers behave like a gas. You guys expand your work to fill the time available for its completion! | It says a lot about how management sees developers as cogs in the wheel...
Parkinson's Law
 drawing - text: Time to deploy revolution to production...
Revolution
 drawing - text: Tanned Developer | Wow, you are tanned! Did you go to the beach last week-end? - To the beach... Yeah... | Earlier this week... - Select a theme - dark theme - light theme (selected) | *developer is tanning from light theme*
Tanned developer
 drawing - text: scalability - our app doesn't scale, the server crashes constantly. What can we do? - We could profile the codebase and see where performance issues are... - Or... - We could just tell accounting that we need three new servers and call it a day! Yeah!
Scalability
 drawing - text: How do I move a banana from A to B using Javascript? - It's simple, just use a semi-trailer truck and load the banana in...
Always jQuery
 drawing - text: 2020 - Working on my MVP. It's gonna be awesome! - 2030 - Just a few more tweaks and it's perfect! - 2040 - Almost there... - 2050 - Ready for launch!
The neverending MVP
 drawing - text: a backend developer centering a div - click here - what?!?
Centering a div
 drawing - text: Splitting a monolithic app without clear bounded contexts... - ...is like building wooden cabins with highways in between.
Breaking the monolith
 drawing - text: I want a simple building like this. You can do it on your own in like three weeks, right?
A Simple Website
 drawing - text: Hey! What are you doing? - I'm learning a new language called rust. - Cool! And what do you plan to do with it? - Rust.
Rewriting Everything in Rust
 drawing - text: Developer's Side Projects - I think I will start a blog... - Looks like I will have to develop a blogging platform from scratch first.
Developer's Side Projects
 drawing - text: Top Priority - Hey, I have a super important top priority task for you. Can you handle it quickly? - Ok, I will do it. - Since you are here... I have another super important top priority task for you. Can you handle it quickly?
Top Priority
 drawing - text: The client's vision - The client's budget
Budget
 drawing - text: As Usual - You should do like we normally do. Just add another extension block and call it a day.
As Usual
 drawing - text: Demo Day - Wow! You really built a full house that quickly!
Demo Day
 drawing - text: Priorities - Wall are no longer the priority. The client wants the painting done first!
Priorities
 drawing - text: Warnings - The building is finished. There are just 3127 little things that must be taken care of.
Warnings
 drawing - text: Testing & TDD - We are behind schedule so just lay the bricks down as fast as possible, we will add the cement later.
Testing & TDD
 drawing - text: Full-Stack Developer - I need you to fix the roof, do some plumbing, paint the house, fix the electricity and lay tiles.
Full Stack Developer
 drawing - text: Pair Programming - It would go faster if each one of you took one.
Pair Programming
 drawing - text: Technical Debt - I don't understand why it takes so long to add a new window.
Technical Debt