Vincent Déniel - Drawings - Dev

Dev

[Jul 5, 2023] Sorting hat 2

[Jun 24, 2023] Its super effective

[Jun 19, 2023] The judgemental dev

[Jun 14, 2023] Learn screwdriver in 10 days

[May 31, 2023] Superpowers

[May 11, 2023] Perfect spot

[May 3, 2023] Stack wars

[Apr 18, 2023] It scales

[Mar 30, 2023] Twitter api pricing

[Mar 30, 2023] Customizing tools

[Mar 28, 2023] Under the rug

[Mar 22, 2023] Timeout

[Mar 21, 2023] Devops

[Mar 16, 2023] Packages

[Mar 16, 2023] Short urls

[Mar 13, 2023] Insanity

[Mar 9, 2023] Onboarding

[Feb 15, 2023] Programming esoterism

[Feb 7, 2023] Underwater

[Jan 5, 2023] Chatgpt developers

[Sep 12, 2022] Hello hell

[Jul 27, 2022] Screwdriver from scratch

[Jun 12, 2022] Burn it down

[May 2, 2022] Bugs as a cto

[Apr 18, 2022] Tech stack

[Feb 2, 2022] Workstation

[Dec 15, 2021] New Feature

[Dec 13, 2021] Warning Error

[Dec 1, 2021] The fate of every software project

[Oct 27, 2021] Ok for production

[Oct 15, 2021] Halloween Jira

[Oct 11, 2021] Overconfidence

[Sep 27, 2021] npm install

[Aug 30, 2021] Maintenance

[Jun 28, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #9 Quest

[Jun 25, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #8 Complexity

[May 16, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #5 The Feature Bug

[May 9, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #4 The Sorting Hat

[Apr 9, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #1 Dungeons ltd.

[Mar 19, 2021] Last Developer

drawing about low budgets and high expectations

[Mar 5, 2021] Task

drawing about number of todos being correlated to the age of a codebase

[Feb 26, 2021] TODOs

drawing about diving into spaghetti code for refactoring

[Feb 5, 2021] Spaghetti

drawing about electron apps taking too much ram

[Jan 15, 2021] Electron

drawing about pair programming

[Dec 17, 2020] Pair Programming 2

drawing about notifications that don't clean

[Dec 11, 2020] Notifications

drawing about the legacy php projects

[Dec 4, 2020] Legacy

drawing about naming variables in programming

[Nov 20, 2020] Naming

drawing - text: box1: blue shirt character: Welcome to the new-framework valley! | box2: same character (from far away, we see the valley) To go down, you can either take the stairs of reading the documentation or go abseiling on the rope of video tutorials. | box3: same character: Or you can- (is cut by an event) | box4: red shirt character jumps from the cliff

[Nov 13, 2020] RTFM

drawing - text: box1: developer: I think it would be great if we took some time to improve the performance and stability of the product, and refactor the codebase so that it's more maintainable in the fut- (getting cut) | box2: manager: I've got a better idea, what if we add a feature no one really asked for or care about instead? | box3: (silence on all characters) | box4: picture of celebration where they carry the manager like a hero and cheer

[Nov 4, 2020] Better Idea

drawing - title: On the first try - text: box1: developer (on his laptop): Finally, I fixed this bug! Time to destroy the evidence | box2: (seeing the screen of a laptop with a browser open and multiple tabs with text: 'js declare function', 'var scope js', 'fetch POST syntax', 'why not working?!?', 'developer carreer path change'. The developer si clicking to close the tabs)

[Oct 9, 2020] On the first try

drawing - title: one-shot - text: box1: project manager (to a developer): This is just a one-shot project, don't bother with code quality or testing | box2: 'One year later' project manager (to a developer, visibly pissed off): Hey, I just need one more small update to that one-shot project...

[Sep 16, 2020] One shot

drawing - text: Wouldn't it go faster if you used a hammer instead?

[Aug 12, 2020] Questioning

drawing - text: Do you have too many microservices? | - Everything is in app - services are split across clean bounded contexts - services get stupid names and you end up saying things like: colossus asks hypernova for a galacticus token - Just query the numberadder microservice...

[Jul 21, 2020] Microservices

drawing - text: *someone explains his app to a developer who is thinking of something else* - Can't wait to use React Hooks on this project.

[Jul 21, 2020] Latest Technologies

drawing - text: Time to deploy revolution to production...

[Jul 14, 2020] Revolution

drawing - text: Tanned Developer | Wow, you are tanned! Did you go to the beach last week-end? - To the beach... Yeah... | Earlier this week... - Select a theme - dark theme - light theme (selected) | *developer is tanning from light theme*

[Jul 10, 2020] Tanned developer

[Jul 8, 2020] Scalability

drawing - text: How do I move a banana from A to B using Javascript? - It's simple, just use a semi-trailer truck and load the banana in...

[Jul 1, 2020] Always jQuery

drawing - text: a backend developer centering a div - click here - what?!?

[Jun 24, 2020] Centering a div

drawing - text: Splitting a monolithic app without clear bounded contexts... - ...is like building wooden cabins with highways in between.

[Jun 19, 2020] Breaking the monolith

drawing - text: Hey! What are you doing? - I'm learning a new language called rust. - Cool! And what do you plan to do with it? - Rust.

[Jun 9, 2020] Rewriting Everything in Rust

drawing - text: As Usual - You should do like we normally do. Just add another extension block and call it a day.

[May 25, 2020] As Usual

drawing - text: Warnings - The building is finished. There are just 3127 little things that must be taken care of.

[May 9, 2020] Warnings

drawing - text: Testing & TDD - We are behind schedule so just lay the bricks down as fast as possible, we will add the cement later.

[May 1, 2020] Testing & TDD

drawing - text: Full-Stack Developer - I need you to fix the roof, do some plumbing, paint the house, fix the electricity and lay tiles.

[Apr 25, 2020] Full Stack Developer

drawing - text: Pair Programming - It would go faster if each one of you took one.

[Apr 21, 2020] Pair Programming

drawing - text: Technical Debt - I don't understand why it takes so long to add a new window.

[Apr 16, 2020] Technical Debt