Why solve problems when you can just throw money at them?

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SCALABILITY

Panel 1

Person 1: "OUR APP DOESN'T SCALE, THE SERVER CRASHES CONSTANTLY. WHAT CAN WE DO?"

Panel 2

Person 2 [wearing glasses]: "WE COULD PROFILE THE CODEBASE AND SEE WHERE PERFORMANCE ISSUES ARE..."

Panel 3

Person 2: "OR..."

Panel 4

Person 2: "WE COULD JUST TELL ACCOUNTING THAT WE NEED THREE NEW SERVERS AND CALL IT A DAY!" Person 1: "YEAH!"