Vincent Déniel - Drawings

drawing - text: Technical Debt - I don't understand why it takes so long to add a new window.

[Apr 16, 2020] Technical Debt

drawing - title: Jobs requirements - text: Jobs interviews - Invert a binary tree on this whiteboard. | The job - Make the button bigger!

[Aug 5, 2020] Jobs requirements

drawing - text: a backend developer centering a div - click here - what?!?

[Jun 24, 2020] Centering a div

[Apr 23, 2023] Almost perfect

[Jul 20, 2023] Ai skepticism

[Jul 14, 2023] Shortcut to success

[Jul 14, 2023] T shirts

[Jul 14, 2023] State of social media

[Jul 11, 2023] The spoon killer

[Jul 5, 2023] Sorting hat 2

[Jun 24, 2023] Its super effective

[Jun 23, 2023] Ai created website

[Jun 19, 2023] The judgemental dev

[Jun 14, 2023] Learn screwdriver in 10 days

[Jun 12, 2023] It only takes one minute

[Jun 8, 2023] Apple vision ski

[May 31, 2023] Superpowers

[May 23, 2023] The cat

[May 22, 2023] Right on time

[May 15, 2023] Ai grades itself

[May 11, 2023] Perfect spot

[May 3, 2023] Stack wars

[Apr 23, 2023] Almost perfect

[Apr 23, 2023] Optimistic estimates

[Apr 18, 2023] It scales

[Apr 17, 2023] Dunning kruger effect

[Apr 13, 2023] Are you done yet

[Apr 12, 2023] Ex faang

[Apr 11, 2023] Prompt engineer

[Apr 6, 2023] Talking about chatgpt

[Apr 2, 2023] First april on twitter

[Apr 2, 2023] Markets

[Apr 2, 2023] The algorithm

[Mar 31, 2023] Feedback

[Mar 30, 2023] Me and ai

[Mar 30, 2023] Twitter api pricing

[Mar 30, 2023] Engagement

[Mar 30, 2023] Customizing tools

[Mar 29, 2023] Unhappiness

[Mar 28, 2023] Under the rug

[Mar 22, 2023] Timeout

[Mar 21, 2023] Devops

[Mar 20, 2023] Deja vu

[Mar 16, 2023] Packages

[Mar 16, 2023] Layoffs

[Mar 16, 2023] Short urls

[Mar 15, 2023] Per capita

[Mar 14, 2023] Worst possible work

[Mar 13, 2023] Insanity

[Mar 9, 2023] How to be lucky

[Mar 9, 2023] Onboarding

[Mar 8, 2023] Choose one

[Mar 7, 2023] Let me find it

[Mar 6, 2023] High expectation

[Mar 3, 2023] Ai solutionism

[Mar 2, 2023] Fired by ai

[Mar 1, 2023] Caps lock

[Feb 17, 2023] Recruitment

[Feb 17, 2023] Work family

[Feb 15, 2023] Programming esoterism

[Feb 7, 2023] Underwater

[Jan 5, 2023] Chatgpt developers

[Dec 11, 2022] People on linkedin

[Oct 5, 2022] Active noise cancelling

[Sep 28, 2022] Metaverse2

[Sep 15, 2022] Old game

[Sep 12, 2022] Hello hell

[Sep 12, 2022] Marathon

[Jul 27, 2022] Screwdriver from scratch

[Jul 6, 2022] Webcam

[Jun 12, 2022] Burn it down

[May 2, 2022] Bugs as a cto

[Apr 18, 2022] Tech stack

[Mar 3, 2022] Impostor syndrome

[Feb 17, 2022] Daydreaming

[Feb 9, 2022] Notification

[Feb 2, 2022] Workstation

[Jan 20, 2022] Standing Desk

[Jan 19, 2022] Play to Earn

[Dec 22, 2021] Fire Drill

[Dec 15, 2021] New Feature

[Dec 13, 2021] Warning Error

[Dec 7, 2021] Metaverse

[Dec 1, 2021] The fate of every software project

[Nov 18, 2021] Shortage of talents

[Nov 17, 2021] Actual Businesses

[Nov 16, 2021] Joe Meetings

[Nov 11, 2021] Youtube downvote

[Nov 4, 2021] One man show

[Oct 27, 2021] Ok for production

[Oct 15, 2021] Halloween Jira

[Oct 11, 2021] Overconfidence

[Sep 27, 2021] npm install

[Sep 10, 2021] Sisyphus works smart

[Aug 30, 2021] Maintenance

[Aug 17, 2021] Estimate

[Aug 9, 2021] Sisyphus

[Jul 9, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #10 Accounting Manager

[Jul 2, 2021] Hackathon vs Crunch

[Jun 28, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #9 Quest

[Jun 25, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #8 Complexity

[Jun 9, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #7 The CHO

[May 28, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #6 The Tavern

[May 16, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #5 The Feature Bug

[May 9, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #4 The Sorting Hat

[Apr 30, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #3 The Rock Star

[Apr 16, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #2 The Round Table

[Apr 9, 2021] Devs & Dragons - #1 Dungeons ltd.

[Apr 2, 2021] Not a developer

[Mar 26, 2021] Sprints

[Mar 19, 2021] Last Developer

drawing about low budgets and high expectations

[Mar 5, 2021] Task

drawing about number of todos being correlated to the age of a codebase

[Feb 26, 2021] TODOs

drawing about specification for an MVP being too broad

[Feb 19, 2021] MVP specification

drawing about clients asking for text size changes

[Feb 12, 2021] Too small

drawing about diving into spaghetti code for refactoring

[Feb 5, 2021] Spaghetti

drawing about the GME Gamestop event and free market

[Jan 30, 2021] Free Market

drawing about how the situation gets watered down when it goes to top management

[Jan 29, 2021] Communication

drawing about clients not being clear about what they want

[Jan 27, 2021] Tell me what you want

drawing about people forcing app ideas onto others

[Jan 22, 2021] App idea

drawing about electron apps taking too much ram

[Jan 15, 2021] Electron

drawing about open source software as a hobby

[Jan 8, 2021] Hobby

drawing about pair programming

[Dec 17, 2020] Pair Programming 2

drawing about notifications that don't clean

[Dec 11, 2020] Notifications

drawing about the legacy php projects

[Dec 4, 2020] Legacy

drawing about hackathons

[Nov 27, 2020] Hackathon

drawing about naming variables in programming

[Nov 20, 2020] Naming

drawing - text: box1: blue shirt character: Welcome to the new-framework valley! | box2: same character (from far away, we see the valley) To go down, you can either take the stairs of reading the documentation or go abseiling on the rope of video tutorials. | box3: same character: Or you can- (is cut by an event) | box4: red shirt character jumps from the cliff

[Nov 13, 2020] RTFM

drawing - text: box1: developer: I think it would be great if we took some time to improve the performance and stability of the product, and refactor the codebase so that it's more maintainable in the fut- (getting cut) | box2: manager: I've got a better idea, what if we add a feature no one really asked for or care about instead? | box3: (silence on all characters) | box4: picture of celebration where they carry the manager like a hero and cheer

[Nov 4, 2020] Better Idea

drawing - text: Manager wants to interrupt the developer. There is a popup above her head saying: 'Are you sure you want to interrupt this developer?' and two buttons: 'Hell, no!' and 'Yes...'

[Oct 28, 2020] Interruption

drawing - text: developers (in a dark room, the door is blocked by wooden planks, zombies are saying 'meeetingssss...', 'daiiily standuuuuup...') thinking: it should buy me some time to code...

[Oct 21, 2020] Meetings 2

drawing - text: box1: manager asks: Can you please make the blue more blue? developer: ok | box: developer (thinking): Wtf does that even mean?!?

[Oct 14, 2020] Things clients ask

drawing - title: On the first try - text: box1: developer (on his laptop): Finally, I fixed this bug! Time to destroy the evidence | box2: (seeing the screen of a laptop with a browser open and multiple tabs with text: 'js declare function', 'var scope js', 'fetch POST syntax', 'why not working?!?', 'developer carreer path change'. The developer si clicking to close the tabs)

[Oct 9, 2020] On the first try

drawing - title: Days off - text: box1: developer (closing his laptop): Finally, vacation! Time to take a break from work... | box2: developer (opening his laptop): And start coding on my personal project!

[Sep 30, 2020] Days off

drawing - text: project manager (to a room of developers, visibly pissed off): Alright, we are a bit behind schedule so let's have a three hours meeting to remind everyone about our goals

[Sep 23, 2020] Meetings

drawing - title: one-shot - text: box1: project manager (to a developer): This is just a one-shot project, don't bother with code quality or testing | box2: 'One year later' project manager (to a developer, visibly pissed off): Hey, I just need one more small update to that one-shot project...

[Sep 16, 2020] One shot

drawing - text: (a developper is sitting at the edge of a swiming pool with a cocktail, thinking) I know how to fix the billing bug on the platform...

[Sep 11, 2020] Developer's vacation

drawing - title: Backlog - text: box1: caracter1: I have a new idea for the product! | box2: caracter2: Wow, this is a very good idea! Follow me... | box3: (caracters are walking toward a door) caracter2: we are going to place it on... | box4: (caracters are in a dark room full of paper sheet stacks) caracter2: The backlog!

[Aug 19, 2020] Backlog

drawing - text: Wouldn't it go faster if you used a hammer instead?

[Aug 12, 2020] Questioning

drawing - title: Jobs requirements - text: Jobs interviews - Invert a binary tree on this whiteboard. | The job - Make the button bigger!

[Aug 5, 2020] Jobs requirements

drawing - text: When I was a junior developer, a manager asked me for an estimate. I did my best to give a fair number. He told me: | The client is never going to accept this... | Now I would say something like 'why don't you write a number the client will accept, then?' but back then, I just reduced my estimate and worked unpaid overtime.

[Jul 29, 2020] The client won't accept

drawing - text: No, you can't work remotely. It would be impossible. You have to work on this computer right here.

[Jul 24, 2020] Working Remotely

drawing - text: Do you have too many microservices? | - Everything is in app - services are split across clean bounded contexts - services get stupid names and you end up saying things like: colossus asks hypernova for a galacticus token - Just query the numberadder microservice...

[Jul 21, 2020] Microservices

drawing - text: *someone explains his app to a developer who is thinking of something else* - Can't wait to use React Hooks on this project.

[Jul 21, 2020] Latest Technologies

drawing - text: Parkinson's Law | Once, a manager told me: | I timeboxed this task because I know developers behave like a gas. You guys expand your work to fill the time available for its completion! | It says a lot about how management sees developers as cogs in the wheel...

[Jul 17, 2020] Parkinson's Law

drawing - text: Time to deploy revolution to production...

[Jul 14, 2020] Revolution

drawing - text: Tanned Developer | Wow, you are tanned! Did you go to the beach last week-end? - To the beach... Yeah... | Earlier this week... - Select a theme - dark theme - light theme (selected) | *developer is tanning from light theme*

[Jul 10, 2020] Tanned developer

[Jul 8, 2020] Scalability

drawing - text: How do I move a banana from A to B using Javascript? - It's simple, just use a semi-trailer truck and load the banana in...

[Jul 1, 2020] Always jQuery

drawing - text: 2020 - Working on my MVP. It's gonna be awesome! - 2030 - Just a few more tweaks and it's perfect! - 2040 - Almost there... - 2050 - Ready for launch!

[Jun 26, 2020] The neverending MVP

drawing - text: a backend developer centering a div - click here - what?!?

[Jun 24, 2020] Centering a div

drawing - text: Splitting a monolithic app without clear bounded contexts... - ...is like building wooden cabins with highways in between.

[Jun 19, 2020] Breaking the monolith

drawing - text: I want a simple building like this. You can do it on your own in like three weeks, right?

[Jun 15, 2020] A Simple Website

drawing - text: Hey! What are you doing? - I'm learning a new language called rust. - Cool! And what do you plan to do with it? - Rust.

[Jun 9, 2020] Rewriting Everything in Rust

drawing - text: Developer's Side Projects - I think I will start a blog... - Looks like I will have to develop a blogging platform from scratch first.

[Jun 5, 2020] Developer's Side Projects

drawing - text: Top Priority - Hey, I have a super important top priority task for you. Can you handle it quickly? - Ok, I will do it. - Since you are here... I have another super important top priority task for you. Can you handle it quickly?

[May 29, 2020] Top Priority

drawing - text: The client's vision - The client's budget

[May 26, 2020] Budget

drawing - text: As Usual - You should do like we normally do. Just add another extension block and call it a day.

[May 25, 2020] As Usual

drawing - text: Demo Day - Wow! You really built a full house that quickly!

[May 22, 2020] Demo Day

drawing - text: Priorities - Wall are no longer the priority. The client wants the painting done first!

[May 14, 2020] Priorities

drawing - text: Warnings - The building is finished. There are just 3127 little things that must be taken care of.

[May 9, 2020] Warnings

drawing - text: Testing & TDD - We are behind schedule so just lay the bricks down as fast as possible, we will add the cement later.

[May 1, 2020] Testing & TDD

drawing - text: Full-Stack Developer - I need you to fix the roof, do some plumbing, paint the house, fix the electricity and lay tiles.

[Apr 25, 2020] Full Stack Developer

drawing - text: Pair Programming - It would go faster if each one of you took one.

[Apr 21, 2020] Pair Programming

drawing - text: Technical Debt - I don't understand why it takes so long to add a new window.

[Apr 16, 2020] Technical Debt